I’ve got a good joke for you today! Here’s the joke-
There were three men in a hot air balloon. A farrier, a preacher and a soldier. Their balloon was starting to sink and they decided to lighten their load in hopes of not crashing to the ground.
The farrier threw out a bunch of horseshoes. The preacher threw out a bunch of bibles and the soldier threw out a grenade.
They landed safely and started to walk down the road when they saw a guy crying. They said, “why are you crying?” And he said-“I was just walking, and I coughed, and all these horseshoes fell on my head!
So they kept walking and found another guy crying and they said-“Why are you crying?” So he says-“I was just walking, and I coughed, and all these bibles fell on my head!”
So they kept walking, and they saw this teenager laughing, and they said-“Well why are you laughing?” So he says-I was just walking, and I pooted, and my school blew up!